The car stinks

Shamoopie has a post about her Volvo and how much she loves it. What does she drive? Not the Volvo. The car stinks. Literally it stinks. The inside smells differently depending upon the day. It ranges from a nice musty smell to old drunk urine. It pulls to the left. The turbo is out and now it is doing something weird at traffic lights. I can't even describe it.

The problem is that the road I have to take to work is bad. There is construction and people drive crazy. The Volvo is almost indestructible. It's a tank. It drives like a tank, corners like a tank and people tend to get out of it's way for fear of being hit. In that aspect only, it's awesome.

So I am thinking about a few upgrades for the old girl.

Maybe a panther wing like this:






Or maybe some spinners like these:









What do you think? She is looking a little dated.