Marry Ann busted for Maryjane

Dawn Wells the woman who played Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island is serving time for dope possession.

Yep. Sweet Mary Ann a pot head.

And what did she tell the officer who found it in her car. "Hey man, that's not mine man. My stuff is better, man".

Well maybe not so much but she is serving time for some butts. I doobielieve it's true.

66 ain't her age either, she 69 man!

Material girl maybe but definitly not Rock and Roll

Madonna.

Pop yes.

Rock and Roll.....never.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is inducting Madonna. The queen of pop is being added to a long list of people who have been inducted. Apparently they have run out of people who rock and are taking people whole roll, in the hay that is.

I think that she is talented. Do I have any of her music? No. My point is that she is not Rock and Roll. Madonna is not the first person or even the one thousandth person to come to mind when you mention Rock and Roll.

Shlock and Roll Hall of Fame. If they induct Madonna I dub it the Shlock and Roll Hall of Fame because that is what it is.

I have two words for the induction committee:

Bite me...


There now I can be inducted because that was way more Rock and Roll than Madonna has been.

New Seven Deadly Sins

The Pope has mad a new list of seven deadly sins. The new things on the list include Drug pushers, the obscenely rich, environmental polluters and “manipulative” genetic scientists. Nothing was mentioned about child molesters. Any reason for that?

The new list did come from the Pope, who is the head of the Catholic church. Isn't that the church that has settled many lawsuits concerning priests who were accused of child molesting?

So let me get this straight,
-----people doing genetics research....going to hell.
-----people selling drugs....................going to hell.
-----rich people.................................going to hell.
-----polluters....................................going to hell.

Child molesting priests.....................going to play golf.

Are rich organizations going to hell? If they are then the whole Catholic church must headed for damnation. They have more money than most corporations. Estimates for their wealth is in the billions. It's difficult to tell, unlike a nonprofit the church's books are not open for public review.

So let's recap this....Genetic researchers going to hell, child molesters not.

Awesome.

What ever happen to Pope John Paul II? When did the dark lord from Star wars take over the church? Can you tell that this has pissed me off? I will calm down in a few minutes, or days, or weeks, maybe.

Alltel Wizard ad comments

Since I have been getting a ton of traffic because of my Alltel post I decided to add Google ads. After all I am the google authority on Alltel Sprint guy Wizard ad.

They don't read anything else. Just those two posts and then they leave. Posting no comments. Never reading my O-Ugly_O post (one of my personal best, I think). Hey, I am just speaking the truth here, at least as I see it.

As Cartman said, "You will respect my a thor ri tie".

Fat Boy Down

The fat man behind the boy bands he Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync is going to prison. For fraud. Wow, who didn't see that coming.

Apparently it's illegal to setup a fake business and receive funds from unsuspecting investors. Who knew?

The boys said that Lou was a fraud and sewed him. I guess that they were right.


Bye bye bye.

Do you think Justin Timberlake will come and see him in the pokey?

Two boys

Gibson the big chocolate lab is sleeping on the floor right next to my side of the bed and the Little bird is sleeping on a pillow right next to me in the middle of the bed.

I know this won't last long so I hate to move the bird but right here seems to be a great place to be for the moment. So my two boys are sleeping with me right now. One is snoring very loudly and th other is having gas.

It's awesome. :)

A Series of Unfortunate Events

A series of unfortunate events have occurred recently. All around technology. I have my own webpage, well I should say had my own webpage. It seems that the site management company Total Choice Hosting forgot to renew my web address or what some people call the site name.

Yes I said forgot to renew my web address. That means that my name is now out in the pool for anyone to pickup. My website still exists but you can't get to it unless you know the server name.

I have been paying them for years to run this site and have had only minor problems, nothing major. They actually had been pretty good until now. This however is really really bad. It's their job to manage this. I was actually considering them to host a major site that I have been building for a non-profit. It would see a lot more traffic than my simple couple of pages. But I can't recommend them now as even an option without looking stupid. Forgot to renew the site. That's like a parent forgetting to feed the kid.

Idiots, I can't believe they did that. Then I look at what else is going on.

They are not alone in the idiot department. It seems that quite a few companies are being run by idiots. At least the ones handling my accounts. It gets funny when they try to charge me for their errors. I like that one the best.