Ed McMahon

Special Ed is losing his house. He hasn't worked in a while, Remember he is 85. Most people are lucky to live that long and Ed is wonder why he can't find work. He wants to work so he can pay off his debt.

His house is on the market for 6.5 million. He only paid 4 million for it and then got a 7.5 million settlement from his insurance company when he had a little mold issue. That's right he is still in debt for the house. Instead of paying the thing off and retiring he borrowed money against it and now can't work to pay it back. HE'S 85 YEARS OLD and a veteran of WWII. World War II, the big one, the one that happened 60 years ago.

Ed's current wife is 32 years his junior. Apparently she wants more children or why else would Ed be working. Maybe she is a little too old for that but how would Ed know, he's 85. Probably not as sharp as he was on the tonight show. He was drunk on star search. Some friends of mine were on the show and said that they filmed multiple episodes at once and that you could tell which ones were shot later in the day because Ed was always sitting on a stool to do the anouncing for the later shows. Because he was too drunk to stand up anymore!

And now here is little Bittney Sears, Biteme Dears, ......I mean Britney Spears to sing and dance for us.

I guess he is off to a trailer park in Florida. Wait, I believe that there might be a condo for sale in Florida.

Unbelievable!