I am starting to believe that Shamoopie is jealous of my relationship with the Alltel Wizard. You Google Alltel Wizard and I am now the number one return. She says that she is going to start blogging about him just to steal my thunder.
I say, Long Live the Wizard!
Shamoopie....I love you.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Shamoopie's brother can smoke some meat
So far this week we have had two meals that Shamoopie's brother made. He smoked the meat. He sure is a great meat smoker. They were delicious. That man can smoke some meat. Did I mention that he is a meat smoker?
He smokes it himself. :)
Honestly it was very good and I am through now. Meat smoker. Ok maybe not.
He smokes it himself. :)
Honestly it was very good and I am through now. Meat smoker. Ok maybe not.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
It's good to be a Foo
It was good to be a Foo, a Foo Fighter that is.
The Foo Fighters recently played with Zepplin's Page and Jones at their show in London. That had to be a good day for all the members of the band that were allowed to play.
Lucky Bastards.
The Foo Fighters recently played with Zepplin's Page and Jones at their show in London. That had to be a good day for all the members of the band that were allowed to play.
Lucky Bastards.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
The wife is crazy
We haven't even moved yet not to mention put an offer on a house and the wife is counting the number of xmas trees that she could setup in our new house for this coming christmas.
Seriously. She is going to cart them in herself and set them up. I told her that I will not help her with that many trees. The woman is xmas crazy. She needs to be stopped.
I love her.
Seriously. She is going to cart them in herself and set them up. I told her that I will not help her with that many trees. The woman is xmas crazy. She needs to be stopped.
I love her.
Our new house
Shamoopie and I love pink. We want a pink house and everything in the house to be pink and cheap brass. Just like things were in the 80s. :) Just kidding.
Our dream home.
This hous eis the strangest thing you will ever see. I always wondered who bought pink carpet that you see on the sample racks. Apparently it was these people. They bought all of it ever made.
The Scheicks actually built this house. I wish them luck selling it. They built it for 2 million and they should have consulted HGTV before they did.
Our dream home.
This hous eis the strangest thing you will ever see. I always wondered who bought pink carpet that you see on the sample racks. Apparently it was these people. They bought all of it ever made.
The Scheicks actually built this house. I wish them luck selling it. They built it for 2 million and they should have consulted HGTV before they did.
Friday, June 6, 2008
Ed McMahon
Special Ed is losing his house. He hasn't worked in a while, Remember he is 85. Most people are lucky to live that long and Ed is wonder why he can't find work. He wants to work so he can pay off his debt.
His house is on the market for 6.5 million. He only paid 4 million for it and then got a 7.5 million settlement from his insurance company when he had a little mold issue. That's right he is still in debt for the house. Instead of paying the thing off and retiring he borrowed money against it and now can't work to pay it back. HE'S 85 YEARS OLD and a veteran of WWII. World War II, the big one, the one that happened 60 years ago.
Ed's current wife is 32 years his junior. Apparently she wants more children or why else would Ed be working. Maybe she is a little too old for that but how would Ed know, he's 85. Probably not as sharp as he was on the tonight show. He was drunk on star search. Some friends of mine were on the show and said that they filmed multiple episodes at once and that you could tell which ones were shot later in the day because Ed was always sitting on a stool to do the anouncing for the later shows. Because he was too drunk to stand up anymore!
And now here is little Bittney Sears, Biteme Dears, ......I mean Britney Spears to sing and dance for us.
I guess he is off to a trailer park in Florida. Wait, I believe that there might be a condo for sale in Florida.
Unbelievable!
His house is on the market for 6.5 million. He only paid 4 million for it and then got a 7.5 million settlement from his insurance company when he had a little mold issue. That's right he is still in debt for the house. Instead of paying the thing off and retiring he borrowed money against it and now can't work to pay it back. HE'S 85 YEARS OLD and a veteran of WWII. World War II, the big one, the one that happened 60 years ago.
Ed's current wife is 32 years his junior. Apparently she wants more children or why else would Ed be working. Maybe she is a little too old for that but how would Ed know, he's 85. Probably not as sharp as he was on the tonight show. He was drunk on star search. Some friends of mine were on the show and said that they filmed multiple episodes at once and that you could tell which ones were shot later in the day because Ed was always sitting on a stool to do the anouncing for the later shows. Because he was too drunk to stand up anymore!
And now here is little Bittney Sears, Biteme Dears, ......I mean Britney Spears to sing and dance for us.
I guess he is off to a trailer park in Florida. Wait, I believe that there might be a condo for sale in Florida.
Unbelievable!
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Verizon is buying Alltel ...death to the Wizard
Verizon is buying Alltel. So I guess that this is the end for the Wizard. Long live the Wizard. What would be cool is if they took the Alltel commercials and made the Verizon guy the new friend of the Wizard. Chad could be banished and chased buy dogs, tortured by athletes, yada, yada, and yada.
That my friends would be cool. I should get paid for writing this shit. :) Yeah.
That my friends would be cool. I should get paid for writing this shit. :) Yeah.
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