We have a new little guy here at the house. He is three weeks old and I swear that he is plotting his next attack when he is pretending to sleep. I think that it goes something like this:
Step 1: Poop
Step 2: Poop
Step 3: Cry then poop
Step 4: Eat and reload
Step 5: Pee on somebody
Step 6: Poop
Step 7: Look as cute as possible so they don't get rid of me
You can see his eyebrow moving as he is thinking of his next attack. The attacking order varies each time but the kinds of attacks don't.
Once in a while it's a pee on people and as many things as possible attack. Most attacks are of the poop kind. Dirty and lethal. The attacks can occur at any time day or night and he shows no mercy for the weak and tired.
Send reinforcements soon, please, we can't hold out much longer. :)
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2 comments:
Sounds like you are having so much fun. I'm glad things are going so well.
lol.... what a little stinker.
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